I’m not as drunk as I wish I was.

Depressed and pissed off is not a good convination at all.

Design for my first tattoo.

Fuck off, summer.

When was the last time I laughed out loud, I wonder?

WHAT-everrrrr

You failed me, symmetry. I will never trust you again.

Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck everything and everyone.

I have so many tabs open in my chrome, is making me dizzy

I had a dream where I had a date and I was wearing my Adventure Time t-shirt and she was wearing an Adventure Time T-shirt too and then we got married.

I hate this country.

Anonymous asked: you have a beard, oh god, i fucking love guys with a beard :3

Who is this troll trolling.

Anonymous asked: What is your favourite food?

Brains.

Hangover sunglasses.

Anonymous asked: Got a crush on anybody?

I do.

David Byrne counts?